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The title of the song is First Place (The Race – Remix).

Call Me Gay But Your Dad Text Me Hey Song Lyrics

[Intro]
Yo, Larray, okay, skrrt, skrrt, ooh, bang bang, let’s go

[Chorus]
This ain’t a race but I still take first place
Take your man just to shove it in your face (Mwah)
My name not Lightning, but I still am a queen (Kachow)
I go to Panda just to ask for Chow mein

[Verse 1]
Call me gay but your dad texts me “hey”
You don’t like me but you like stalking my page (yikes)
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco
I don’t speak Spanish but I know Despacito (puta)
B-b-b-bit^h I’ma kick you in the throat (hiya)
My ass so big it be looking like a boat (Titanic)
I got asthma so you know I don’t smoke (bang bang)
Why am I ugly?

JK bitch that was a joke

I'm cute, I'm hot, I'm everything you're not
I looked you up on Google just to find out you're a flop
I'm sexy. JK, b*tch, that was a joke
I'm cute, I'm hot, I'm everything you're not
I looked you up on Google just to find out you're a flop
I'm sexy take a pic, I'm better than your chick
Your boyfriend messaged me and asked if I was Timmy Thick
I walk around in Guccis, my favorite meal is sushi
If you wanna talk, then I'll hit you with that uzi
[Bridge: Big Shaq]
Pr-r-r-r-a
Pa-pa, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-papa
And a pu-pu-pu

[Verse 2]
I feel pregnant after dinner like my name is Kylie Jenner
I'm a baddie, I'm a sinner
You so ugly, you so bitter
In a foreign, yeah, we do the most
We skrrt, skrrt all around the coast
Tell me pick a Dolan Twin, guess what b*tch, I'm choosin' both

[Chorus]
This ain't a race, but I still take first place (Yeah, yeah)
Take your man just to shove it in your face (Mwah)
My name not lightning, but I still am a queen (Kachow)
I go to Panda just to ask for chow mein (Yeah, yeah)

"First Place" lyrics

Larray Lyrics

"First Place"
(The Race (Remix))

Yo, Larray, OK, skrt, skrt
Ooh, bang bang, let's go

This ain't a race
But I still take first place (ya ya)
Take your man just to shove it in your face (mwah)
My name not lightning but I still am a queen (kachow)
I go to Panda just to ask for chow mein (yeah yeah)

Call me gay
But your dad texts me, 'Hey.'
You don't like me but you like stalking my page (yikes)
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco
I don't speak Spanish but I know Despacito (puta)

B-b-b-bitch I'm 'a kick you in the throat (hiya)
My ass is so big it be looking like a boat (Titanic)
I got asthma so you know I don't smoke (bang bang)
Why am I ugly?

About the song: Call Me Gay But Your Dad Text Me Hey Song Lyrics is written and sung by Larray. The video parodies the Genius Verified Series' videos. I'm better than your chick
Your boyfriend messaged me and asked if I was Timmy Thick

I walk around in Guccis
My favorite meal is sushi
If you wanna talk
Then I'll hit you with that Uzi

Pr-r-r-r-a
Pa pa ka ka ka
Skidiki-papa
And a pu-pu-pu

I feel pregnant after dinner
Like my name is Kylie Jenner
I'm a baddie, I'm a sinner
You're so ugly, you're so bitter

In a foreign, yeah we do the most
We skrt skrt all around the coast
Tell me pick a Dolan Twin
Guess what bitch I'm choosing both

This ain't a race
But I still take first place (ya ya)
Take your man just to shove it in your face (mwah)
My name not lightning but I still am a queen (kachow)
I go to Panda just to ask for chow mein (yeah yeah)

Submit Corrections

Thanks to JU, Shielak, Lamorae, Chloe, Charlotte, Eliane for correcting these lyrics.

Writer(s): Michael Weist

Larray uploaded the video explaining the meaning behind these lyrics on YouTube on March 11, 2018.

Take a pic. JK bit^h that was a joke
I’m cute, I’m hot, I’m everything you’re not
I looked you up on Google just to find out you’re a flop
I’m sexy take a pic, I’m better than your chick
Your boyfriend messaged me and asked if I was Timmy Thick
I walk around in Guccis
My favorite meal is sushi
If you wanna talk then I’ll hit you with that uzi
[Hook: Big Shaq]
Pr-r-r-r-a
Pa pa ka ka ka
Skidiki-papa
And a pu-pu-pu

[Verse 2]
I feel pregnant after dinner
Like my name is Kylie Jenner
I’m a baddie, I’m a sinner
You so ugly, you so bitter
In a foreign, yea we do the most, we skrt skrt
All around the coast
Tell me pick a Dolan Twin, guess what bit%h I’m choosing both

[Chorus]
This ain’t a race but I still take first place (ya ya)
Take your man just to shove it in your face (mwah)
My name not lightning but I still am a queen (kachow)
Go to Panda just to ask for chow mein (yeah yeah)

Video

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First Place lyrics

Larray

[Intro]
Yeah, Larray, okay, skrrt, skrrt
Ooh, bang-bang, let's go

[Chorus]
This ain't a race, but I still take first place (Yeah, yeah)
Take your man just to shove it in your face (Mwah)
My name not Lightning, but I still am a queen (Kachow)
I go to Panda just to ask for chow mein (Yeah, yeah)

[Verse 1]
Call me gay, but your dad texts me "Hey"
You don't like me, but you like stalking my page (Yikes)
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco
I don't speak Spanish, but I know Despacito (Puta)
B-b-b-b*tch, I'ma kick you in the throat (Hiya)
My ass so big, it be lookin' like a boat (Titanic)
I got asthma, so you know I don't smoke (Bang-bang)
Why am I ugly?