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"Well the jump sargeant started yelling at me. They’re dying to come out.

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  • Why did the gay influencer bring glitter? "Well, we got over the jump zone, the green light came on and we all hooked up to the jump line.

    The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. Because they’re always nuts about each other 🐿️❤️

  • I told my diary I’m gay—now it’s the brightest spot in the room 📓🌈
  • What’s a gay cat’s favorite toy? They make honey look even sweeter.
  • How do you make a gay sandwich?

    OH MY GOD! was his reply.

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    When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don't want to offend you." She said, "You can't offend me. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired Marine assured him. Dad: Ohhh yeah I do! "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."

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    Anything that hits the high notes.

  • How do gay flowers greet the sun? I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
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    Joke has 82.27 % from 1732 votes. The fabulous ensemble 🎼🎤

  • When life gives you rainbows, make rainbow-ade 🍹🌈
  • I’m so gay, even my coffee comes with extra pride ☕️🏳️‍🌈
  • What’s a pride flag’s favorite dance?

    This colorful spectrum of humanity has everything—drama, love stories, heroes, and yes, even their own flag. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!" The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."

    • One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded.

    You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny." Then came the second straight guy. By moo-ving to the beat 🐄🎶

  • I’m not just coming out—I’m coming out with glitter! St. Peter shook his head sadly. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past.